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im brittany

(bieber).im random,im also a bundle of sarcasm & methophors.im a belieber, directioner, & a walien.i came into this world on september 27,1993 so im 20 at the moment.i completely ship LARRY though the side pairings are quite adorable. am I on post limit again? yes () no (x)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

it’s weird I fucking read that as “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” and retread what she said and finally get it.wow really bro I can read better than you can….even in my own mind!

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift